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pilot Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Три брата – детсадовец, школяр и студент, их папа и дедушка поехали на рыбалку на электричке. По дороге на вокзал им встретилась шикарнейшая молодая девушка: высокая, стройная, чулочки в сеточку, грудь шестого размера, ноги от зубов и все такое. Все пятеро оглянулись на нее и подумали: Самый младший: – Надо сказать папе, чтобы он накачал мне мячик! Школяр: – Ух, ты! Тетенька вся в красном и белом! Тоже за «Спартак» болеет! Студент: – Классная телка! Вот бы сейчас с ней затусить! Пацаны бы от зависти треснули! Папаня: – Сколько на ней побрякушек… А вещички, небось, больших денег стоят! Наверное, из родителей все жилы, бессовестная тянет! Дед: – Вашу мать! Мы сети забыли! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilot Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Разговаривают два соседа. – Что это ты вчера с женой так громко ругался? – Да из-за читального зала… – Ты что, в читальный зал ходил?!? – Да, сходил вчера. Зачитался и трусы там среди книжек оставил… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pilot Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Муж вернулся с рыбалки говорит жене: — Посмотри, дорогaя, кaкой у меня сегодня отличный улов! — Не вешaй мне лaпшу нa уши! Соседкa виделa, кaк ты зaходил в рыбный мaгaзин! — Ну… чaсть уловa пришлось продaть, конечно. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Likssi Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 — Милый ты любишь меня? ... — Конечно! — А умрешь за меня? — Здрррасте! А любить тебя кто будет?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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