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Admin Squirrel Posted April 10, 2012 Author Admin Share Posted April 10, 2012 Интересно, что его так взволновало? Конфеткой не угостили, что ли? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
алкачЬ Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Вещи, которые покупают одновременно: - Раскладушку для тещи и пистолет. - Диск с фильмами Тарковского и бутылку водки. - Билеты в консерваторию и энергитический напиток. - Шаурму и активированный уголь. - Автомобиль жене, валидол - себе. - Томик лирических стихов и презерватив. - Проездной на метро и освежитель воздуха. - Портрет Немцова и дротики для дартс. - Губернаторское кресло и футбольный клуб. - Котенка и новые обои. - Пианино и беруши. - Помаду для любовницы и такую же для жены. - Бутылку водки и ... бутылку водки. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
алкачЬ Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Когда в следующий раз окажусь в лифте с несколькими незнакомыми людьми, я повернусь, мило улыбнусь и скажу: "Вам наверное интересно, зачем я вас тут собрал?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pilot Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Штирлиц, проходя по переулку заметил, как маляр закрашивал матерные слова на заборе. – “Модератор”, подумал Штирлиц. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilot Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Те, кто 25 лет назад смеялся со старшего поколения, заряжающего воду у телевизора, выросли, и теперь покупают крем для защиты от 5G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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